cracked:

The first freak’s hard, but the last freak’s the hardest.

Lemme Freak (A History of Sexual Frustration)

Usually the girl I fall for is always not the one for me

twsboac:

cracked:

*joins a convent*
18 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

Spoiler alert, most of this is butt stuff.
So this is your reminder, everyone, to NOT PUT THINGS IN YOUR BUTT THAT ARE NOT BUTT-SAFE. ONLY USE THINGS THAT ARE NON-POROUS, SOLID, AND HAVE A FLARED BASE TO ACT AS AN ANCHOR OUTSIDE THE BODY.

twsboac:

cracked:

*joins a convent*

18 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

Spoiler alert, most of this is butt stuff.

So this is your reminder, everyone, to NOT PUT THINGS IN YOUR BUTT THAT ARE NOT BUTT-SAFE. ONLY USE THINGS THAT ARE NON-POROUS, SOLID, AND HAVE A FLARED BASE TO ACT AS AN ANCHOR OUTSIDE THE BODY.

(via cracked)

The American Dream By The Provocateur Network

Captivating Cardistry Wizards - Singapore

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Craig Ferguson. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Craig Ferguson. Watch his stand-up highlights here

(via comedycentral)

popculturebrain:

Watch a ‘Rick and Morty' season 2 animatic preview | Warming Glow

cracked:

There’s a big difference between “artistically passed out” and “needs to be buzzed to live”.
6 Ridiculous Drinking Myths You Probably Believe

#6. Myth: An Alcoholic Is Anyone Who Drinks a Lot
That college student who binge drinks four or five nights a week? Chances are, even if he continues that behavior well after graduation, he’s probably not going to end up as a hopeless drunk living in a van down by the river. That’s because heavy drinking is actually more of a symptom of alcoholism than a cause — while it seems paradoxical, most people who drink a lot are not alcoholics, or even alcohol dependent. And this fact is one of many reasons it’s so hard for actual alcoholics to get help.
So if drinking a lot doesn’t make someone an alcoholic, what does? Drinking to cope with problems, to manage stressful situations, and to alleviate depression, to name a few. Alcoholism is more of a physiological and psychological dependence on drinking to make it through life than it is a byproduct of the amount of drinking you do.

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cracked:

There’s a big difference between “artistically passed out” and “needs to be buzzed to live”.

6 Ridiculous Drinking Myths You Probably Believe

#6. Myth: An Alcoholic Is Anyone Who Drinks a Lot

That college student who binge drinks four or five nights a week? Chances are, even if he continues that behavior well after graduation, he’s probably not going to end up as a hopeless drunk living in a van down by the river. That’s because heavy drinking is actually more of a symptom of alcoholism than a cause — while it seems paradoxical, most people who drink a lot are not alcoholics, or even alcohol dependent. And this fact is one of many reasons it’s so hard for actual alcoholics to get help.

So if drinking a lot doesn’t make someone an alcoholic, what does? Drinking to cope with problems, to manage stressful situations, and to alleviate depression, to name a few. Alcoholism is more of a physiological and psychological dependence on drinking to make it through life than it is a byproduct of the amount of drinking you do.

Read More

dr-ank:

hell fucking yeah

dr-ank:

hell fucking yeah

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Comedians on Psychedelics